A’s for adorable, but sometimes for awful.
B is for bogeys and bouncing on beds.
C is for colds and coughing that’s constant.
D is for Duplo and “DON’T bang your head!”
E is for Elsa and bags full of energy.
F is for Frozen: they won’t let it go!
G is for Gruffalo, and grumpy when tired.
H is “Hurry!”, good grief they’re so slow!
I is for iPad (Dear Apple, I thank you).
J is for jumping in puddles of mud.
K is for keys, as in “where did you put them?”
L is for laughter but mostly for LOVE.
M is for “Mama, don’t worry, you got this.”
N is for nap time (so sad when they stop).
O is for over, as in life as you knew it.
P’s for poo and plastic-tat from toy-shops
Q is for Queen (Queen Elsa of course!).
R is for running, as in noses all day.
S is for shouting (it happens, don’t sweat it)
T is for tantrums, tiaras and trains.
U is for Uh-Oh! Good grief they’re so clumsy.
V is for “Victory!” if they try just one pea.
W’s for wine after “Why mummy? Why mummy?”
X? Xylophone! What else could it be?!
Y is for ‘yes day’ as in mama’s hungover.
Z is for zero pounds left in the bank.
A is for Apple in old-fashioned versions,
but a toddler wrote our list, and that toddler, I thank.
Baffled & the Button-Pusher 